VAN TOBIN FOR BUZZFLASH AT TRUTHOUT "a little handgun in each child's sock"
Good news for folks on the far right,
as we approach this Christmas night.
Old Santaâ€™s been hired by the NRA,
heâ€™s hired Ted Nugent to drive his sleigh.
Heâ€™s putting a little handgun in each childâ€™s sock,
sometimes a Colt, but more often a Glock.
Tossed beneath the tree as he races the clock,
a Bushmaster with a Red Ryder BB gun embossed on the stock.
For each teacher to carry when returning to school,
a machine gun and a copy of the make my day rule.
For janitors, school nurses, even teacherâ€™s aides,
flack jackets, helmets, and a couple of grenades.
So listen closely come Christmas Eve night,
for a sad old voice, quivering with fright,
Merry Christmas to all, but especially the Right!