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Monday, 06 February 2012 05:31

Romney Will Win and Still Screw It Up

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Romney, if all goes according to plan,
Will probably win both but then say
Something stupid afterwards and have
To do damage control on Wednesday.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120205/D9SNF1603.html

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He has decided to do this because
It’s a move that might save him
Even though there’s no proof that
God weighed in and forgave him.

Why --- as he was about to cheat ---
Didn’t he stop at that fateful abyss
And pull on God’s sleeve then to ask,
“Do you have any thoughts on this?”

http://www.philly.com/philly/opinion/inquirer/138015398.html

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Any people espousing views along these lines

Should be tossed in public bins.

Guys like him are God's punishment for man

Having invented Republicans.

 

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2010/02/22/83337/disabled-abortion/?mobile=nc

 

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The event had the grand pomp & circumstance

I bet Kim Jong-il had long felt he deserves
But maybe the crowd was so enormous because

They thought there might be hors d’oeuvres.

 

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Anti-gay and pro-evolution,

Sam also made it his mission

To get rid of his state's long-

Standing Arts Commission.

 

Another reason folks back home

Are angry & feeling nervous is

He decided to gut the agency

That provides welfare services.

 

(I'm aware he's very religious

And must know the good book more

Than I do: where did Jesus say

To not help the needy and the poor?)

 

These positions when added up

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Monday, 14 November 2011 09:42

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe

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The verbal gaffe that's basically ended

The Texas Governor’s political life

Reminded me of this famous incident in

The long career of Barney Phife

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBuPQgV8yBM

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Does Boehner mean it or is this lifelong
Smoker just blowing smoke? Anyhoo,
This kinda sounds like Dubya did when
He used to call Ken Lay “Kenny Who?”

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More proof that those

Fond of the NRA

Tend not to have had a

Very high GPA.

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This makes Herman's "maverick" status
Officially become a joke:
In any taste test, we can now assume that
He'd shun Pepsi for Koch.

http://news.yahoo.com/long-ties-koch-brothers-key-cains-campaign-110518961.html

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