Utah Man Causes Controversy With Sign
by Tony Peyser
As the parent of a special needs teenage son
I find this disgusting and will say so directly
Yet I'm impressed an ignorant bigot like this
Spelled a tricky word like "caution" correctly.
But his lack of education shines through
And it's visible from a hundred yards:
This fellow seems to be unaware
There's no apostrophe in "retards."

