by Tony Peyser

The first time I got wind of this
I thought that it might be a hoax:
It's not and I'm so mad I might
Start telling some Monica jokes.

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"King Of Queens" Star Says She's Glimpsed the Very Camera-Shy Cruise-Holmes Baby

by Tony Peyser

Leah Rimini's a Scientolgist
So this allegation has a hollow ring
Like asking an Elvis impersonator
If he's ever seen The King.