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Monday, 07 August 2006 02:11

Army Dismisses Gay Arab Linguist - Verse-Case Scenario

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Army Dismisses Gay Arab Linguist

by Tony Peyser

It seems this translator's higher-ups
Had been given the same instruction
To ask if he had ever acted in
A community theater production.

Who cares if our country's less safe?
And may long remain so, I dare say:
"Are you now or have you ever been
A featured performer in 'Hairspray'?"